is two guys collaborating to write on writing and collaboration.
While the Science Fiction Cliché’s list I posted was snarky, I found this one quite funny. Funny because they’ve read so many of these damn stories that the patterns emerge…
I for one welcome our new cliche overlords. Um, I mean: we need to watch for these. (via Coudal)
A review of software I beta-tested, and felt the same as the reviewer — not good. Nice guy, the developer, and I like some of his other products. I hope he re-aligns this and tries again.
Really interesting idea about the difference between pacing and compression in a screenplay.
Make fake names for your characters with lots of other info. Shockah and I have a different method, maybe we’ll spill the beans someday.
It’s not every day the story of a screenplay gets slashdotted. This happens to be one of them.
10 Worst jobs to have in the action film universe.
From the not-our-Spitball department, straight outta Ohio.
For those of you who have ever wanted to destroy your work after writing it. (via Boing Boing)
Find the Sequence Method arcane? See if you can wrap your head around this. (I can’t.)
One of the funniest and best-written blogs about working as a screenwriter on the net.
Filmmaker Bilge Ebiri edits this film blog, one of the funniest (and snarkiest) I’ve ever read. Much, much better than Cinematical.
“Sup dickbags? The name’s Trev. I’m 27, totally super fucking hip, and am a copy-writer at a global ad agency in NYC”
Momus on Art School Confidential (via wdik)
There’s always room for giallo.
Snakes! On a motherfucking blog!
A funny trailer for what looks like a good movie, and the last bit with Rob Lowe and Aaron Eckhart made me think of this blog.
This look interesting — a look at copyright and fair use in relation to documentary film, expressed as a comic book.
I see your 5 card Nancy, and raise you the Simpsomaker.
I’ll see your abstract silent Garfield and raise you 5-Card Nancy.
I see your Garfield randomizer, and raise you abstract silent Garfield.
Is this connected to the missing Flexcar across the street, I wonder?
I’ve been going through a board game renaissance lately. Here’s what I’ve got and what I want.
Like candy-colored crack.
The most AWESOME science news ever. I, for one, etc. etc.
The best movie theater in Seattle, bar none.
Greg knows his movies, his music, his books, and is also quite the handyman — check out that pinball table!
Mary Agnes Krell is awesome.
Tired of what Jim Davis (or his assistants) gives ya? Let an algorithm do the entertaining for you!
About our PKDickian world.
Vegan donuts? Sounds awful, doesn’t it? Well, in the case of Mighty O, you’d be dead wrong. These are incredibly moist and delicious, and compared to most donuts, relatively healthy (no trans fat!) They’re also absolutely gorgeous — the pictures on the website aint lyin. Cool off-the-wall flavors as well: French Toast, Mocha, and Chocolate Peppermint, to name a few.
I find this whole Whale-On-Thames thing fascinating and strange—one of those odd stories that would be a perfect metaphor or base of a fantastical story. Now replete with tragic ending.
The Slog is one of our favorite blogs, run by the Stranger, one of my favorite papers, edited by Dan Savage, one of my favorite Americans. Here, Brenden Kiley has this great quote: “If an art form is more predictable than a mechanical bull, it’s in bad trouble.”
A totally different Spitball than ours, but heck—spread the love.
Fascinating comic on P.K.D.’s religious visions, drawn by R. Crumb and originally published in Weirdo. (via Boing Boing)
Fucking brilliant marrying New Order’s Age of Consent with these images. I hope the film is a quarter as good as this preview suggests.
This is my film log for 2006, hosted on Jim Biancolo’s Listology site. Listology is a free site for people to set up lists of movies, books, TV shows, etc. It’s a great site.
Did you see Me and You and Everyone We Know? Have iTunes? Check out this playlist. It’s actually a good mix…
Quick! Write three different one-sentence story synopsis that start with this event.
I love this page for inspiration. It’s a random collection of images — strange, unpredictable, some hilarious, some inept, some dirty. It’s like a peek into the collective unconscious. Be sure to reload often.
I have always found logical fallacies fascinating — and incredibly useful when constructing characters. Make two (or more) characters argue, and give them both a different logical fallacy to follow. The argument practically writes itself!
‘nuff said.
How does a mildly funny obscure BBC skit become incredibly popular in Germany without being known in Britain or America? Interesting story in Slate, with a link to the piece in question on Google Video. The same procedure as every year, James…
Spitball! is two guys collaborating to write about writing and collaboration. We're writing partners who have worked together since 2000, and placed in the top 100 in the last Project Greenlight for our script YELLOW.
Currently, we are both working on multiple screenplay, short story, and novel ideas independently and together, and collaborate on this blog.
Spitball! started as an attempt to collaborate on a screenplay online in real time. From January 2006 to July 2007 we worked on an interactive process to decide the story we were going to make. A full postmortem is coming, but you can find the find all the posts by looking in the category Original Version.
During this period, we affected the personalities of two of the most famous spitball pitchers from the early 20th Century. Look at our brief bios for more info about this, and so as not to be confused as to who is talking when.
We rebooted the franchise in early 2009 in its current form.
Our Twitter account, where we note when longer articles are posted. While we're at it, here's Kent and Martin's Twitter accounts.

Kent M. Beeson (aka Urban Shockah) is a stay-at-home dad and stay-at-home writer, living in Seattle, WA with his wife, 2 year old daughter and an insane cat. In 2007, he was a contributor to the film blog ScreenGrab, where he presciently suggested Jackie Earle Haley to play Rorschach in the Watchmen movie, and in 2008, he wrote a film column for the comic-book site ComiXology called The Watchman. (He's a big fan of the book, if you couldn't tell.) In 2009, he gave up the thrill of freelance writing to focus on screenplays and novels, although he sometimes posts to his blog This Can't End Well, which a continuation of his first blog, he loved him some movies. He's a Pisces, and his favorite movie of all time is Jaws. Coincidence? I think not.
Martin (aka Burley Grymz) is a designer and writer. He occasionally blogs at his beloved Hellbox, and keeps a longer ostensibly more interesting bio over here at his eponymous website. You can also find him on Twitter.